Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - No Straight LinesCurved lines > Straight lines. That’s it.Norm

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - No Straight Lines

Curved lines > Straight lines. That’s it.

Norm

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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jill-bird:


You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

callmeoutis:

flamen-curry:

neilcfreak:

the main character’s an asexual homoromantic superhero and has a sexy cop and bisexual magical girl for sidekicks why isn’t tumblr going fucking nuts?!

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This description is hella accurate. Btw, we did go nuts and every other day we do it again.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR MONTHS GO WATCH THIS ANIME YOU FUCKING WEEBS

ladyskorpia:

polychromatically:

bye-byemissamericanpie:

overnight-shipping:

fuckingconversations:

flowchartsforlife:

Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents!

For more obscure eye colors…. 
About 2% of the world has Green eyes. 
Amber is a bit more rare, having a yellow-gold tint, with copper/russet undertones. (Sunlight through a glass of whiskey, you know who I’m talking about) (Actually, he has Hazel eyes, but occasionally gets terrific lighting that makes it look amber) Light brown eyes are often mistaken for Amber, but there is a difference - The yellow and orange is far more distinct in Amber eyes. 

Violet/Purple eyes are the third rarest. Having Occular Albinism is far more common than full Albinism. 

It actually results in super pale blue eyes, but the red blood in their iris will often show through, resulting in a pale purple tone. 
It comes with a host of eye-related disorders and sensitivities. (Mostly because there is no pigmentation in the iris, therefore your pupil dilating or shrinking has very little effect on how much light actually enters the eye - Eye damage occurs very easily, and the optic nerve has a harder time developing)
Black eyes are second-most rare, occurring from a Super-melanistic genetic trait similar to Albinism, but on the opposite scale. Many people say that true black eyes do not exist. They argue that black eye color is rather very dark brown color, so dark that it appears black.

Full Albinism resulting in red eyes is the most rare. 


Just curious, what about grey eyes? Because one of my friends has grey eyes and I’m not kidding in the slightest.

Gray eyes are the same as blue, genetically speaking.
One theory is that in gray eyes, there are larger deposits of collagen in the stroma, resulting in Mie scattering rather than Rayleigh scattering (which is basically the difference between seeing a blue sky and a gray sky, for an analogy).
The other explanation is that there might be different concentrations of melanin at the front of the stroma.

thank you science side

This is good for OC’s and when they have kids :O

ladyskorpia:

polychromatically:

bye-byemissamericanpie:

overnight-shipping:

fuckingconversations:

flowchartsforlife:

Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents!

For more obscure eye colors…. 

About 2% of the world has Green eyes. 

Amber is a bit more rare, having a yellow-gold tint, with copper/russet undertones. (Sunlight through a glass of whiskey, you know who I’m talking about) (Actually, he has Hazel eyes, but occasionally gets terrific lighting that makes it look amber) Light brown eyes are often mistaken for Amber, but there is a difference - The yellow and orange is far more distinct in Amber eyes. 

image

Violet/Purple eyes are the third rarest. Having Occular Albinism is far more common than full Albinism. 

image

It actually results in super pale blue eyes, but the red blood in their iris will often show through, resulting in a pale purple tone. 

It comes with a host of eye-related disorders and sensitivities. (Mostly because there is no pigmentation in the iris, therefore your pupil dilating or shrinking has very little effect on how much light actually enters the eye - Eye damage occurs very easily, and the optic nerve has a harder time developing)

Black eyes are second-most rare, occurring from a Super-melanistic genetic trait similar to Albinism, but on the opposite scale. Many people say that true black eyes do not exist. They argue that black eye color is rather very dark brown color, so dark that it appears black.

image

Full Albinism resulting in red eyes is the most rare. 

Just curious, what about grey eyes? Because one of my friends has grey eyes and I’m not kidding in the slightest.

Gray eyes are the same as blue, genetically speaking.

One theory is that in gray eyes, there are larger deposits of collagen in the stroma, resulting in Mie scattering rather than Rayleigh scattering (which is basically the difference between seeing a blue sky and a gray sky, for an analogy).

The other explanation is that there might be different concentrations of melanin at the front of the stroma.

thank you science side

This is good for OC’s and when they have kids :O

sixpenceee:

Because you just need this gifset of Linda Blair having her demonic contacts inserted on the set of The Exorcist 

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone